User:Abreus Shadowsbane

Abreus Shadowsbane

X Guardian of Adventure Quest and Watcher of All Artix Entertainment Articles

I'm a cellist, pianist, writer, fighter, and general all-around master of the weird and usually amazingly interesting. Fear me. I speak several languages, though mainly English and French. (I'm learning.) I'm here to be helpful, so talk to me if there is something I did wrong.

I, Omniscient Supreme Overlord Graham, do hereby swear, In perpetuity to uphold this solemn vow which I now take; To despise logic and quantitative data, And to give credance absolute to all secondhand accounts of whatever nature. Let fire boil up within my belly before I let a sentence pun-less pass, And forevermore do I shun any report unbiased, Now until the undoing of Time, By the allmighty Editors, who do Edit, yea, verily, in fashion allmighty, I shall never again be serious. Evar. Srsly.

Oath created by Rimblade.