User:Absurd userboxes to make you look like a psycho

account created by .polishcatsmybeloved.
 * real ball deletor. 08:47, 27 November 2022 (UTC)

what is this??

 * this is a collection, or lets just say archive of absurd or psychopathic (or neither of that but still relatively goofy) userboxes created by users on this wiki for other users
 * you're given 5 columns for 5 userboxes. make whatever you want honestly (as long as it doesnt violate wp:civility or userbox-related rules)
 * NO ADDING COLUMNS, only claim 1 row. and absolutely zero sockpuppets.
 * AUTMYLLAP could be custom-made, or a userbox you found in someone else's userpage

how do i add a userbox to my userpage?
Copy-paste the text in that userbox then go to edit source code, ctrl +F and boom you have the source code of that userbox