User:AbusementParks/sandbox

= Abusement Park =

The title of a text group chat created in 2020 between 9 members: Daniel Park, Leo Morris, Meg Cory, Ellen Gross, Mcenlie Windram, Broke Adams, Emily Norry, Octo Chilkoti, and Xander Wilcox. As is referenced in a pun in the title of the group, the most ruthless, judgemental, and unusual interactions have taken place on the group chat and within the group in general.

Daniel Park
Daniel park is the most Korean member of the group, and thus, he is given the place of honor as the first person on this wikipedia page. He has the genetic advantage of eyes that are more resistant to the harsh winds. However, any ocular advantage is completely mitigated by his crushing blindness. He is well known for consistently high quality fits and for being a pathological liar. He will become an ordained minister at the fine and holy establishment of Notre Dame. If he maintains his godly excellence, he will likely become Supreme Pope of the Universe with the next 5 years.

Leo Morris
Leo Morris is tied for the second most Korean member of the group, so he gets to have the second place on the wikipedia page. Leo has the most voluptuous hair in the group both on his head and his eyelashes. Leo was almost a hair model, but the hair salon unfortunately did not have any of the molten concrete needed to style his hair. However, he is expected to take the mascara modeling industry by storm in the next few years. Leo is well known for attracting chicks to him, and you will usually find him with multiple females (and frequently some males) all in his arms at the same time. Leo also has accumulated unprecedented amounts of brownie points by being the perpetual backup host to the hangouts. Unfortunately, Leo has humiliated himself multiple times by sending Tik-Toks to the group mere minutes after someone has sent the exact same one. These blunders revealed that he never watches the Tik-Toks his friends send him, and he will never live down this shame.

Meg Cory
Meg Cory is well known for being being called penis by her grandmother and having the worst posture this side of the Mississippi. She maintains the such vehement hatred for her sisters boyfriend that she never misses an opportunity verbally shit on and brutalize him. As a prolific napper, you will usually only be able to contact her during business hours. However, in the unusual circumstance that you are able to catch her not napping, she will typically hang up on you in preference of eating a snack, taking another nap, or just because she hates you. It is essential that you do not supply her with alcohol unless you are braced for a 5 hour long, high energy debate about the social and political landscape in Durham, the U.S., and the world/galaxy in general. Although, if you ever do find yourself discussing politics with a tipsy Megan, your best course of action is to either: divert her attention onto poor nearby soul then escape, consume cocaine, caffeine, and Adderall at the same time to be able to keep pace with her, or remove your ears then nod your head pretending to be engaged.

Ellen Gross
Ellen Gross is well known for her 2 inch vertical, and the inability to eat normally. At least twice during any outing she will spill copious amounts of sauce, food, drinks, and just about anything else within reach on herself and the people around her. She also routinely eats and demolishes plastic straws with the frequency of endangered sea turtles. Additionally, you have to be weary if she is sitting in your car or on any valuable furniture because she might piss herself at any moment.