User:AbyssNess

AbyssNess is a godly entity that has existed for thousands of years. His power is too great to be described. I am his agent upon the Earth, as he is far too mighty to care about this minor planet. Once I have conquered it, he shall make it part of his dominion, and you inferior creatures will experience attention you have never experienced before. You shall bow before him, and sing praise-songs of his greatness. Cease worshiping your pagan idols, and become one of his children.

Or maybe he's just a little kid wearing a silly paper hat and lording it over a city of paper dolls. You'll never know.