User:Acr99

Hello. As you can see, my name is Acr99. (Actually, it was supposed to be acr99, but Wikipedia is stupid, so they have changed the capitalization of this part. So thoughtful of them.)

I aspire to become an author, so I wrote an article of my own about my upcoming book. Unfortunately, Wikipedia is stupid, so the have deleted it. Damn you, Malcomthingy!

Sorry. {coughs} Let's move on, shall we?

Also, I have a sandbox made especially for me. So don't go trying to edit it.

I mean it. If you do, I will sic Wikipedia on you. (However, Wikipedia is stupid, so it probably won't do anything.)

Don't you just love stupid people? I prefer Uncyclopedia for foolishness/vanity/other vile uses and Deeletionpedia for relief.

Thoughtland: The Neverlife
''This was the above article mentioned. I have placed it here in case Deletionpedia does not find it.''

Thoughtland: The Neverlife is part of an upcoming series entitled 'Thoughtland', with two sequels planned. It is being written by a previously unknown author using the pseudonym S. R. Nellex.

Fiction
The main protagonist of this book is named Béla Stamenkovits. The other main characters are Elena Cinelli, Ryan Sirk, and Michael Keved, along with another unnamed (at the moment) character. The main villian is Ludwig Todmann, a neo-Nazi with magical powers smilar to that of Michael's and Béla's. It alternates its setting between our world and the four-dimensional world of Thoughtland.

The book is made up of four different parts, with three of the four being in the fictional Thoughtlandic language. They are:
 * Akora, meaning wisdom.
 * Nayitsai, meaning life.
 * Kaviko, meaning time.

The other part is in Hebrew:
 * Emet, meaning truth.

The Neverlife
The Neverlife is a central plot device, a MacGuffin, so to speak, which gives the book its name. It is an old Thoughtlandic book.

Thoughtland
Thoughtland is one of the names of the four-dimensional world which is also central to the plotline. The extent of its importance is not yet known.

Plot Synopsis
''Warning! Spoilers may follow.''

' 'It began with the Master.

'He is the Omnipotent, the Omnipresent, the Omniscient. He created our humble world – indeed, our whole dimension – in but six days, resting upon the Sabbath. Thus the tale is told, and known to all.

'But the hidden tales tell of another world, another dimension of His fashion. A dimension far superior and far closer to the Master than our own...'

Thus begins young Béla Stamenkovits's journey through the dimensions of space, transforming him from an ignorant boy into the potential hero of two worlds.

The neo-Nazi tyrant, Ludwig Todmann, is looking for Béla. But with the help of Elena Cinelli, Ryan Sirk, and Michael Keved, Béla feels ready to take on anything - even the impending wrath and might of Thoughtland... '

Trivia

 * The names Béla Stamenkovits, Elena Cinelli, and Ryan Sirk are based on those of people from the author's school. Michael Keved and Ludwig Todmann were made up.
 * The author himself wrote this article.

Thoughtland
''This is a redirect article I made, redirecting to the above. This, I am sure, will not be placed on Deletionpedia. Oh well.''


 * 1) Redirect Thoughtland: The Neverlife {R uncategorized}

Awesome.

Proposed deletion of page x
For no reason whatsoever, I decided to put this thingy on my page.