User:Acronymical/Counter-Counter Vandalism Unit

You know those dirty fools over at the Counter-Vandalism Unit? Are they making things too hard for you? Well, introducing the Counter-Counter Vandalism Unit!

We strive to make Wikipedia OURS. We don't care what the admins think, we just vandalise!

You want to know how to vandalise?

Bad words
You want to flood a page with bad words? Go to ▦▦▦▦▦▦▦▦▦▦▦ redacted by CVU ▦▦▦▦▦▦▦▦▦▦▦▦▦ to pick what bad words you want to use, and then just ▦▦▦▦▦▦▦ redacted by CVU ▦▦▦▦▦▦▦!

Add the FACTS!
Wikipedia usually doesn't host the facts. To add facts, click on ▦▦▦▦▦▦▦ redacted by CVU ▦▦▦▦▦▦▦, or just go ▦▦ redacted by CVU ▦▦. Once you land on a page, add the FACTS. You know what's right, and show those CVU fools who owns Wikipedia!

Send some HATE to ▦▦▦▦▦ redacted by CVU ▦▦▦▦▦!
That pesky little ▦▦▦▦▦ redacted by CVU ▦▦▦▦▦, making it near impossible to vandalise! All you got to do, is go to ▦▦▦▦▦▦▦ redacted by CVU ▦▦▦▦▦▦▦▦, or just go ▦▦ redacted by CVU ▦▦. Create a new message, and ▦▦▦▦▦ redacted by CVU ▦▦▦▦!

A little note by the creator of this page, Acronymical: Yes, this is a joke. PLEASE don't vandalise. I, or this page, holds no liability if someone were to vandalise after reading this page. If someone were to vandalise after reading this page, the entire fault is on them for deciding to vandalise.