User:AdR3NaLiiN3

AdR3NaLiiN3 was born, Michael Anthony Garcia, January 19, 1986. He is most widely known for being "extremely cool," "publicly sexist," and "almost Godlike." Also widely renound for his amazingly sweet Texas tattoo on the lower right quadrant of his extremly well shaped and chizzled abdomen. He has stated on several occasions, obnoxiously, that he believes his smile to be perfect and "crafted by the hand of God himself... on a good day."

A southern Texas native, he soon rose to fame as a childhood actor in several low budget, home-made movies such as, Michael Garcia's Super Awesome Mega Awesome Awesome Movie: The Prequel to the Sequel, which achieved almost no recognition by any reputable movie critics, mostly due to the fact that it was unfunded, and not marketed by any major movie production studios, and  Michael Garcia's Super Awesome Mega Awesome Awesome Movie: The Sequel to the Prequel. Yet again, another failure.

After several failed attempts at stardom Michael A. Garcia then attempted to change his name to "Pheonix Lightning: The Fire", due to budget constraints,a waiver that was not signed by his legal guardians, and the fact that you cant have colons in your legal name, his attempt failed.

He soon after persued a carreer in toothpaste commercials and offereing his likeness to Matel[TM] for their product's Ken's[TM] body. After Matel[TM] refused, several times, he later quit his attempts and has gone on record as claiming "They're probably gay... The Kens.. not Matel"

6 years of Michael's life are completely lost to record, this of course, being blamed by way of self-claimed heavy drug usage and covert CIA operations, neither of which can be founded or cross-refferenced in any way possible. He then began skating as a way to attract women. This failed, miserably. So he quit, and joined a football team. This however failed, even more miserably. Garcia claims that he is not, in fact, a virgin, another questionable claim that cannot be backed up in any way, shape, or form.

Garcia has reportedly fought several bouts with psychosis and delirium claiming, "I quit them foo's quick."

Currently Garcia is working on his music carreer, claming "I just need my big break." This, however, is also just speculation based on claims he has made in messages on his MySpace account.

And Jenn decided she would edit his page. Take that Mikey....Take THAT.