User:AdamPitchley/sandbox

Summary

Adam David James Pitchley, born 6 December 2004, is a British Individual. He is child of Lyndsay Pitchley (Formerly Savage) and David Pitchley and Sister to Olivia Pitchley. He first entered the world in 2004 when he exited the womb. Throughout his early life, he would be nicknamed repeatedly as 'gay'. In 2006, he was announced as Time's Person Of The Year. He first came to public attention when he made a social media account on the popular online service 'Instagram'. In a now deleted video, Pitchley addressed himself as Adam Pitchley, stating he had 'little followers', and requesting people to follow him, as they would 'not regret it'. This was later found out to be a lie, as victims were spammed with constant media of him reviewing items in his house, desperately attempting to appear funny.

2011 - 2016

During these years, Pitchley was attending Aston Hall Junior & Infants school. Whilst the school held a religious ceremony weekly, Pitchley felt unwelcome by God as he was a raging homosexual. This can be related and often linked with the Closet Era (2004 - 2021). Pitchley continued to embarrass himself on social media, joining more platforms such as Snapchat and Whatsapp. During these years, Adam's  'Keeping Up With The Kardashians' addiction started, and where Rob Kardashian Jr (Seasons 1-3) can be accounted for his homosexuality.

2016 - 2021