User:Adam Conover

I used to be pretty active on Wikipedia back in Wild-West years of 2003-4.

A few of my favorite articles

 * Society for the Prevention of Calling Sleeping Car Porters "George"
 * Eephus pitch, the silliest baseball pitch ever.
 * P Funk mythology. Excerpt: Inspired by The Pinocchio Theory of Bootsy’s Rubber Band Sir Nose attempts to end the Funk because he is too cool to dance. He is the master of the Placebo Syndrome, which causes unFunkiness (a combination of stupidity and no dancing). His goal is to place the minds of all humanity into a state called the Zone of Zero Funkativity.
 * Dord