User:Adam watson st wilfs

Adam Watson is a typical castleford person who enjoys a good game of stretch armstrong. the name adam was chosen because of his extreme height and ability to stride long distances his sibling who is also rather tall forced him to watch AvP on the exact date the caburys creme egg went out of fashion. adam watson currently has 3 jobs which include:

>1.Proffesional receptionist at fitness first - Below minimun wage for an 18yr old about 210p a year

>2.T.A. - £30 a day plus freebies such as rations

>3. E.M.A payments - £30 a week which was not paid for about 18 months

adam currently studies a ST. Wilfrid's catholic 6th form he continues to work on his greatest skill of gold digger.

nobody knows the origin of watson but we all know he dislikes a certain person

a big person

a massive person

a person who constantly eats                     _ _ _ _ _   _ _ _ _ _ _ _

he developed this rivalry because of a certain online diving game in which you eat get fat then body splash into a pool.

IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS PLEASE SEE SHEELAGH IN THE SIXTH FORM STUDY THANK YOU!!!

ADAM PAUL WATSON. THE DIARY. SERIES 1.

9th December 2008

today watson drove to school in his mums mitsubishi because his panda died of chronic diseases. when arrived he laced up his clod hoppers and went to his first lesson when he got there he logged on and to everyones surprise he was physically, mentally, technically, actually, spiritually, basically doing his work (something called warfare)(GAME) 12:00PM he is in his final lesson of the day it is a tense atmosphere as one slip up could cost watson the gold digger championship. no one knows what antics watson will get caught later on stay tuned for tomorrows episode of ADAM PAUL WATSON. THE DIARY.

FACT OF THE Day:did you know 80% of portugese horse riders grow wrist hair

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HES ALSO LIKES LOOKING ON GOOGLE EARTH BECAUSE HE CAN LOLOLOLOLOL

I HAVE MY SPEAR MASTER XD

ALARMING NEWS WATSON HAS KICKED OFF BECAUSE OF HIS EXTREME RAGE TOWARDS AUTHORITY HE HAS TO STAY BEHIND FOR REASONS UNKNOWN (GAMES)

10th december 2008

another day in the life of watson he arrived at school had a hash brown sarnie and played an epic game of monopoly. 1st place: Watson (why?) 2nd place: Aaron (failure) 3rd place: Macca (epic failure) during the saga of the monopoly phone game watson was offered a trade of a blue for 2.5million of his own money he then replied "no! 3million". he is now looking on symplex on wikipedia, he most likely mistook it for metal slug (game). thats all for todays episode of ADAM PAUL WATSON. THE DIARY.

FACT OF THE DAY: 2% of chinese left hand writers cannot peel a banana with their teeth

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11th december 2008 (LAST IN SERIES)

watson arrived into school his usual self until he was challenged for his monopoly title. both watson, and his two challengers braced themselves for what would be the biggest contest in their lives. watson was second to roll, he gets a four and is P^$%£d off because he has to pay his taxes. towards the end of this ultimate game, watsons declares bancrupcy despite technically having three jobs (he was never paid), he then tranfers his crappy properties to ste who eventually wins. watson is gobsmacked he has actually lost his title, his dignity stolen & his heart broken by a certain pole. 8minutes into his first lesson the first complaint is shouted. apperantly matthew has a pube head. he is seriously doing his work and looking at images of a place called 'pattaya' (Thailand) we all have come to believe he really is looking for a thai bride.

'flashback' watson refuses to go to the shop for his friends (or so he thinks) due to this lack of respect his possesions have been taken and hidden in a dark, dark place

FACT OF THE DAY: Americans on the average eat 18 acres of pizza every day

F YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS PLEASE SEE SHEELAGH IN THE SIXTH FORM STUDY THANK YOU!!!