User:Adambird94/sandbox

Personal life
Alex Owen Ashton, or The T, was born in Caerphilly in 1996 on the 5th of April. A member of the illuminati, and the 420 crew, he has a Doctorate in Hairdressing after studying Level 1 Hair and Beauty. He is currently engaged to Adam Bird, Andy Biersack, and Lady Gaga and is currently on the run from the popo for bigamy.

Education
His less well known, but also one of the most notable achievements is his BTEC Level 2 in Sport. He studied bricklaying for 2 months, until he pulled out, claiming it was too hard. Still a tank tho.

Hobbies
He currently climbs a 2+ and boulders VB. He's most well known his starring role in the Gay Porno "The Docking Diaries" as Hand Solo the plumber, co-starring with Dirty Jim, which can be found at this here.

Catchphrases:

 * Its me, its the T.
 * Get out of town buster brown
 * No chance big pants
 * Not a pussy
 * Just ffffffffuck off
 * Smoke weed everyday
 * Smoke weed everydayday
 * Smoke weed everydaydayday
 * Smoke weed