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Enoch Jongwe

Enoch Jongwe was a student of https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christleton_High_School who was born in Zimbabwe. He was an instant success with his peers, with his cheerful laugh, written like 'uh uh uh uuh uuuuuuuuhhh' made everybody around him smile. He had a joke which went like 'Enoch what time is it? Enoch O'clock! When's that? All dee time!' He had a famous song made about him as he was a solid pupil in the school with lots of friends. The song went in the tune of 'the animals go marching in two by two hooray' and the lyrics were as followed:

Enoch he's got a massive cock,

Enoch, He tucks it in his football sock,

Enoch, he fucked a girl and now she's dead,

He swings it around his head,

Enoch Jongwe Chirstleton's number 12!

This brought joy to every student that heard it and along with his hilarious laugh he made for a fantastic friend and a good character to be around. He unfortunately had problems with his health, having 3 legs meant that he sometimes struggled walking and running around, as he could only move 2 of his legs.