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'Taylor Thomas Jocelyn Evans (Born 5 December 1990) is a fitter and turner from the Shepparton area and a local semi professional crime fighter/ vigilante/nudist. Taylor has been known to have some of the broadest shoulders in the world.

Evans first gained recognition at the age 14 when he took down a fully grown polar bear which had become disorientated and wondered into a local Shepparton church one summer afternoon. He has also known to have had a high profile relationship with Ellen DeGeneres and is said the be the major factor in her turning to lesbianism. In 2012 an article was published in the New York Times about several physical public altercations he has had with celebrities including Liam Nieson, Tom Cruise, Chuck Norris, Nicolas Cage, Nathan Hedges, Billy Bob Thorton, Rosie O'Donnell and Ellen DeGeneres.

Early Life
Taylor Evans was born in the toilets of the Shepparton Sale Yards after his Mother went into labour 3 months early. Within one month of becoming pregnant his mother was hospitalised with severe complications due the unrealistic rapid weight gain of the now 4 week old fetus and doctors at first feared if she continued with the pregnancy neither of them would survive the 9 months. At first she was expecting twins but after 8 months of pregnancy the doctors confirmed that one of the fetus' had disappeared in what doctors suspected was some sort of womb turf war in which Taylor consumed the other one. On december 5 1990 he was born a healthy 72 pounds. His mother spent 18 months in hospital after the birth recovering after most of her major organs were damaged during the birthing process

Taylor showed great promise at a young age and at 4 weeks old he already the the bone structure 16 year old and could perform simple algebra equations, but sadly didnt show much more development after this. At 2 years old he got into his first fight after having an altercation with his pre school teacher which resulted in Taylor being put up on charges of Manslaughter, Kidnapping and impersonating a police officer.

At age 4 he was diagnosed with chronic masturbation problems which in turn resulted in impotence in his later years. At 8 he married his life long love "Shazza" a local truck driver from the northern territory, they divorced 7 months later.

He attended several schools during his primary years but at age 12 he quite school to home school him self.