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Zorro The Wonder Cat

Zorro The Wonder Cat is a very old cat living out his final centuries in the East Riding of Yorkshire. His age appears to be several thousand years.

He is a black and white 'bib' cat although he claims that at various stages of his life he has been a ginger tom, a persian she cat, twin siamese kittens and even a leopard. He has dodgey hips, a bit of a quint, and is missing half an ear along with some teeth and his testicles. He also has a bit of a temper.

The history of Zorro's life is mainly drawn from stories that he tells and experiences he claims. The earliest trace of him by his own claims appears to be a story he once told in a pub in Holyhead where he claimed that he was the teller on Noah's Arc, holding a clipboard and ticking off animals as they entered two-by-two.

He claims subsequently to have worked as an advisor on the building of the Great Pyramid, navigated for Moses as he led the Hebrews to the promised land, handed David the pebble that he used to kill Goliath and walking all the way to China where he persuaded the Chinese to adopt paper money and designed both their postal system and their early earthquake detection devices before moving into alchemy and inventing gunpowder.