User:Aero nz/The Clints

Introduction
The Clints are a group of 4 mates who formed the greatest most awesome drinking team the world has ever seen. For tales of epic adventures and unparralled bravery, the likes of which the world has never witnessed - go somewhere else! But to find out more about me and the clints explore this page till your hearts content.

Early Stages
Clint, Clinton, Clintus, and Clinty formed the Clints at Clint Both at a pub in the heart of the tron (city of the future). The clints were formed as the best raging team of all time, early on nights were spent drinking and partying at 63 Aurora, where the most loose nights occured. The Kelv quickly became another of the clints favourite pre raging pads, music pumping and many a video dedication to Rihana.

Initially the clints enjoyed raging at Kremlin, a russian themed bar were the vodka flowed freely. But the true spiritual home of the clints will always be the bar containing clint both. A common stomping ground of the clints any many cougars, the pub plays classics from the true music greats, the clints can often be spotted there belting out lyrics to Sex on Fire and MJ

Clint
Clint is the lightest clint, yet the heaviest drinker, he has extreme super human powers such as the walk and spew, The powerade blue absorption rate

Clinton
The Environmental consultant of the clints, he is very dedicated to the clint cause

Clinty
The noob of the clints, now residing in Australia is often the instigator of silly drinking challenges, and laps of the outback.

Clintus
The lawyer clint, has provided many the drinking pad! Currently reaping havoc in London he is often known to be drunk at strange times of the day

Honourary Clints
Due to the incredible awesomeness of the clints other people often want to join the clints, many have tried and failed to pass the pledge, but some notable honourary clints include;

Clintish - May he long rage into the night

Jaffa - Although often claiming to be a clint, his jaffaness ruins any chance of him joining

Clint Mum - May here blueberry pancakes fix many more hang overs

Classic Quotes
CFLY

"Its never been known"

Smishmorsion

Lets get Mashed

JAGER!