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Mr. Alexander
You have BRAINS in your HEAD. You have FEET in your SHOES. You can STEER yourself any DIRECTION you CHOOSE! ~Dr. Seuss

Where it All Began
Shawn Timothy Alexander was born in Riverton, Utah on June 25, 1967 to the parents of Michelle and Richard Alexander. He was the neglected middle child having an older, much more successful brother Joseph T. Alexander and a younger much cooler sister Elaine (Alexander) Bradley. His parents never let him hangout with any kids from school so he would always end up playing with his sister and her dolls. His parents were not happy that he was playing with dolls so they signed him up for boy scouts. He enjoyed Boy Scouts very much. Being able to interact with boys his own age was something he had never really been able to do before.