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History
The McGangbang (the McGB) has a very long and complicated history starting around the biblical times; long before McDonalds was even thought of. Not very many people know this, but the McDonalds Corporation was actually formed AROUND the McGB. In 1940 Dick and Mac McDonald discovered the McGB recipe etched onto stone tablets in a cave in the Iraqi desert. Nobody really knows what the two brothers were looking for when they stumbled upon the recipe, but the stone tablets have altered history for the better.

Once they brought the tablets back to the states, the brothers formed the corporation that we all know and love today. Even though they had formed the McDonalds Corporation, the McGB was kept a secret. It was saved for movie stars, presidents, kings, queens, and wealthy people all around the world...and they loved it. Nobody is really sure how the McGB recipe got leaked into the public for all to enjoy, but today the McGB is enjoyed by college students around the world after a night of drinking and partying.

McGB Facts
-The McGB cures cancer, STD's, and Athletes foot. -The McGB prevented a war between the rival countries, Poland and Australia. The two countries had been feuding and was on the brink of war...Until Ronald McDonald showed up and gave them the McGB and peace was restored.

-The McGB prevents hang overs

-The McGB tastes just as good throwing up as it does the first time<br /

Famous People Who Enjoy the McGB
Leaders & Revolutionaries Dalai Lama

Vladimir Putin

Barack Obama

Hillary Clinton

John McCain

Hu Jintao

George W. Bush

Jacob Zuma

Anwar Ibrahim

Kevin Rudd

Bartholomew I

Ben Bernanke

Muqtada al-Sadr

Robert Gates

Michelle Bachelet

Sonia Gandhi

Baitullah Mehsud

Evo Morales

Ma Ying-jeou

Ashfaq Kayani

Heroes & Pioneers

Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie

Oprah Winfrey

Oscar Pistorius

Mia Farrow

Andre Agassi

Lance Armstrong

Bob and Suzanne Wright

Peter Gabriel

Kaká

Sheik Mohammed al-Maktoum

Yoani Sánchez

Madeeha Hasan Odhaib

Randy Pausch

Lorena Ochoa

Tony Blair

Alexis Sinduhije

Aung San Suu Kyi

George Mitchell

Scientists & Thinkers

Michael Bloomberg

Craig Venter

Jill Bolte Taylor

Larry Brilliant

Jeff Han

Mehmet Oz

Nancy Brinker

Harold McGee

Peter Pronovost

Eric Chivian & Richard Cizik

Mary Lou Jepsen

Paul Allen

Nicholas Schiff

Mark Zuckerberg

Wendy Kopp

Shinya Yamanaka & James Thomson

Michael Griffin

Susan Solomon

Isaac Berzin

Artists & Entertainers

Lorne Michaels

Miley Cyrus

Robert Downey Jr.

Herbie Hancock

Joel & Ethan Coen

Bruce Springsteen

Peter Gelb

Mariah Carey

Khaled Hosseini

Elizabeth Gilbert

Rem Koolhaas

Judd Apatow

Alex Rigopulos & Eran Egozy

George Clooney

Tim Russert

Suze Orman

Stephenie Meyer

Tyler Perry

Tom Stoppard

Chris Rock

Takashi Murakami