User:AhaUnlucky/sandbox/Oscar Lennon

Oscar "shitroof" Lennon (Born 11 May 2000) is a rugby fanatic, who is currently within education unable to leave due to his idiocy. Playing for Hartpury 2s he has established himself as an unstable 10 who can either win or lose you the game. He is well known in his birthplace of north Wales for his trail biking and inability to sesh past 10:30. His good qualities include; crossfit, kicking and rugby knowledge. However, his weak points include; useful knowledge, reaching 80KG, and his hair.

Unable to escape from a U grade in most subjects Oscar is at the peak of his academic career. However, rugby seems to be hindering his development as that is all he can think or talk about. There have been recent problems in his sex life as his girlfriend Natalie Norman as she has complained that he will scream rugby players names during his climax.

His friends include Sam "FatSkinny" Matthews, Jed "PencilDick" Gravelle, Arthur "Cheaty" Marks and George "Diana" Nicolson. These 5 boys have many adventures usually leading into the heightened depression of Sam, however, recent events involving Oscar unable to handle his drink have emerged where he passed out by 22:00 on a night out for Jed's 18th birthday. The night involved Oscar having several baths and crying for help and his mum by 20:00.

Running an also successful Instagram account by the name of (shitroof) he has risen to stardom as his personal life is reviled by pictures and quotes expressing his thoughts and emotions about his life.