User:AidanHoward/sandbox

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Born on the 14th of August to parents Ruth and Peter, Aidan Robert Howard, is a 6ft 1" man from the sunny little town of Worthing . Although his odd appearance, exuberant personality and his overwhelming love for a discussion about synthetic oil choices, Aidan is a simple man who seeks adventure and whimsical laughs. With his wife to be, Aidan provides a loving care for his family unit and often hosts topless BBQ's even if its not summer. Equipped with a plethora of tall tales, snide remarks and sarcasm thrives in social situations, he can hold a throng of individuals in the palm of his hand before leaving them wooed by his staggering nativity to political correctness. Issuing, what can only be described as 'top bantz' as he hollers 'lads, lads, lads' to command a vacuous silence in the place of, a more commonly placed, cheer. Some of his fondest discussion topics include, the build quality of small metal objects, the structural inaccuracies of HMS Titanic and how to correctly stack the kitchen cupboards.

Younger life

In his early life Aidan attended West Park Middle school. Only after a healthy bowl of tescos 19p porridge the growing young buck would arrive at school, ready for education to once again regurgitate its C.E. (Church of England) responsibilities through the merry medium of 'Shine Jesus Shine' and 'hes got the whole world in his hands' to name a few. However, one cruel year the good lord, pained by his discussing singing voice, did scorn Aidan for his wicked ways and forced the local supermarche to stop selling porridge for 19p a bag. To this day Aidan has never recovered from news, some say it will always haunt him and he is often found crying while he sleeps.

Few know that one of Aidans prized possessions and culinary aids is his passion for the correct bowl. Growing up young Aidan used the same bowl (pictured right) for his breakfast for years, the shape, the feel, the gentle rolling body through to the rim bevel was perfect. Until one fateful day when the bowl was broken. It has not been documented how this horror occurred however I am please to confirm after months of scouring the lands charity shops and car boot sales a great little result was found. Aidan is now the proud owner of his second breakfast bowl of this nature.

Fig. 1. - 1 x Country Violet Patterned Bread Plates 6 3/4", made by Corelle, Made in the USA,

Adult years

Very little has been documented about Aidans adult life as he is fond of a sheltered life, away from the glamour and lights of celebrity.

It is worth commenting on Aidans reluctance to sleep on the left hand side of the bed. Aidan must sleep on the right hand side of the bed, for this is the side closest to the door. It is unknown if this is a security precaution, or if just prefers the rolling to the right to alight the bed, but one should think very hard before trying to alter this.

- Favorite artists include, Dre Dre, Tu Pac, David Grey,