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Nicholas Paul Marjoribanks

Nicholas Paul Marjoribanks (AKA Mahhj, Banks, Big Tuna) (Born 19 April 1986) Is an Australian National living in Dubai and 2nd in command of the Verdansk army since 2019. In his approach he has been described as adhering to the 'All-in' philosophy.

Early life

little is known about Marjoribanks prior to his arrival to Dubai. It is alleged he was part of the clandestine underground poker gang known as the 'Sydney syndicate' but this is unsubstantiated. It is known that he grew up in Newcastle (NSW) and liked to wear leather trousers in his youth.

Interests Marjoribanks is an avid player of golf and poker and is a big fan of cricket. He is also a keen gambler and well known throughout the gambling community by his oft said phrase 'C'MON BABY!'

When permitted Marjoribanks also enjoys playing playstation and is a keen fan of the 'Call Of Duty' franchise. he is renowned for his unique 'lone ranger' playing style and his regular use of the phrases 'fat cunt' 'poofter' and 'what gun is he using?'

He also likes Roast Dinners, BBQs, Keren Bobker and anything to do with Thailand

Political Activism

Marjoribanks has long been an advocate against censorship. he actively promotes the use of 'dodgy boxes' and is known to even help people install them. It is surmised that this is to help himself and others in the expat community have unfettered access to the Fastboyzz channel.

Personal life

Marjoribanks lives in the Jumeirah golf Estates with his partner and their dog. he works as cabin crew for an international airline which he thoroughly enjoys

Controversy

Marjoribanks' actions have repeatedly been shrouded in controversy over the years. These are addressed in a separate wikipedia article which covers the infamous 'Cairo Conundrum' and the 'gay for a day' incidents amongst others