User:Akalsi

The Ten Commandments of Life

some say he created the earth

some say he created kfc

some say he infiltrated jeff bin lady boy's hospital cafe

some say he created a virgin dog man named jeremy the boris hellboy (ewww!greasy!![in a birminham accent])

some say he made 50 cent

some say he created jeremy the hellboy

some say he created the 10 commandments of louis armsthongs left arm and on the third day he made him wear a smelly jockstrap

some say he made dairiley dunkers

some say he wrote a list of important sacred commandments on wikipedia

But only you will know, yes you are the chosen one. Now, go and spread the word as you would butter in the same way the id man would sweep ide under the carpet as i would dust (in craaaassszy iranian laaalaaalaa aceent)