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A bun is a cute animal. Known buns include lopbuns, stickerbuns, Tuzkis, Mr. Bun, and Valadebuns.

Characteristics
Buns are scientifically among the most adorable creatures on planet Earth. They have been called "cute" on innumerable occasions. It is rumored that cinnamon buns originate from buns because both provide warmth and happiness.

Buns have four paws and a bun-tail. Buns roam the fields, but it was recently discovered that buns can disguise themselves as "Stripey" to live underground. Because bun-paws are rather short, eating buns must unhinge their jaws to lower their mouths to their paws, in a manner similar to skinny snakes. Buns generally like to have their bun-tails grabbed. A bun has been spotted riding on the back of a baach.

Buns also have at least one tuft. Sleepy buns have 3 tufts. The President of Tufts University is a bun.

Feral buns make the vicious sound "merrr, meeer, meerrrr". Domesticated buns make the nice, gentle sound "woof, woof woof".

Buns have been confused with rats or mice. This is literally the wrongest thing I've ever heard in my whole life.

Censored buns
These buns do not always appear because they might be a bad influence on the children.

In Poetry
Buns have been referenced in poetry.

The Pre-Raphaelite Christina Rosetti wrote a poem about buns eating in a field:

 Three plum buns To eat here at the stile In the clover meadow, For we have [hopped] a mile.

Robert Frost insists buns are not to be left behind in his poem "The Armful":

 For every parcel I stoop down to seize I lose some other off my arms and knees, And the whole pile is slipping, bottles, buns -- Extremes too hard to comprehend at once, Yet nothing I should care to leave behind.

A common nursery rhyme refers to the sweet nature of buns.

 Hot cross buns! Hot cross buns! one a penny, two a penny, Hot cross buns!

In Popular Culture
Buns are quite popular in pop culture.

OneRepublic wrote lyrics about buns:

 Lately I've been, I've been losing sleep Dreaming about the things that we could be But, baby I've been, I've been praying hard Said no more counting dollars, we'll be counting buns Yeah, we'll be counting buns

Nicki Minaj speaks to buns in her music:

 My anaconda don't want buns unless you've got buns, bun.