User:Akkenru

Akkenru is one of the most curious people on the internet. Self-purported to have Asperger's syndrome, he is fascinatingly intelligent and mentally capable, with an extensive knowledge of mostly irrelevant information to the necessity of day to day living. This results in an unpopularity of his particular online behaviour that is riddled with corrections of spelling, grammar and concepts used commonly by other people, in the simple belief that, despite being categorically correct about it, people actually want to be made aware of such things. Unfortunately most people find the behaviour to be irritating and react negatively, which in turn promotes further discord in the communication environment.

Finds enjoyment in martial arts, sword-fencing and a variety of athletic oriented sports, with the potential to do exceptionally well in all of them, but lacking the motivation and perseverance to achieve greatness in any of them. Also has difficulty with bowel movements, some of the more spectacular examples include defecating all over the bedroom whilst on the phone to his mother and using one of his girlfriend's bowls when caught short in the kitchen. People find the frankness and direct nature with which he discusses things to be unnatural to typical human behaviour, particularly when he discusses such things as his body hair coverage or toileting issues.

Has a tendency to be both unswervingly loyal to people he considers his friends and acquaintances, but at the same time not treating them with any leniancy with regards to his beliefs of correct and appropriate communication. To that end he maintains that latin pluralisations must always follow latin rules and that the English language must always be used without erroneous introductions from U.S. alterations of spellings. Disappointingly, this more often than not results in communication with Akkenru to be mostly of an argumentative nature and people end up resenting his infallibility, missing out on the potential of the positive aspects of his personality.