User:Alan Bricktard

Alan Bricktard is a man of many talents he can do a flip, be cool, Alan Bricktard He is a father of 9 and has 36 wives Alan likes to do cool things like walk away from an explosion and not turn around, wearing cool sunglasses, and beating people up for instance once Alan was seen beating up a child the fierce battle ended after Alan punted the child into moving traffic. Alan has many talents like juggling cars, can deadlift buildings, and having a cool eyepatch. Alan has never been tired in his life because he is too awesome for sleep. It has been noted that Alan Bricktard is great friends with Jim The Merciful sun god they were seen hanging out with each other in the sun but Alan could not stay long because he was just too cool for the sun If he continued to stay the sun wild have became a ball of Alan Bricktard. Alan only eats the right Twix not that shitty uncool left Twix. Alan has also been known to owe the government 1.2 billion dollars in unclaimed taxes.