User:Alan Eaton

Alan Eaton was born in Alexandria Virginia in 1986. He resided in Rockville Maryland until the great Jerry's Subs and Pizza experiment of 1992. This experiment moved the family to Tampa, Florida where relentless pressures from Dominos and Subway corporations caused the downfall of the chain. Alan's Father then left the country out of shame and moved to Gaberone, Botwswana. Undeterred Alan and his brother Kevin followed their father to Botswana each summer to recieve an informal education in bush life and how to be expatriates.

Alan currently attends Carnegie Mellon University in Pittsburgh. Kevin Eaton is a reporter in Washington D.C. working for the USAE publication.