User:Alan Liefting/Essays/We do it all for the Reader

"Hi everyone. Good to see you all here!" "Ok!" "Lets give it an R"

"Rrrr", roared the crowd.

"And an E"

"Eeee" they roared with gusto.

"And an A"

"Aayyee"

"And a D"

"Deeeee"

"And an E"

"Eeee"

"And an R"

"Rrrr"

"Thats just great everyone"

"Readers. That is what we are here for.  They want to read Wikipedia. Lets give then an enjoyable reading experience and..."

That is just enough of the rousing, evangelical hype..

... to be continued.