User:Alan foster

Alan Lee Foster - born in "God's Country" aka Hill City, America, is a proud veteran Kansas Army National Guard.

Common Facts about Al:

-Frequents the always classy establishment known as the Cadillac Ranch.

-Born a purebred beer pong champion.

-The epitome of his manhood is defined by the tool-box in the bed of his truck.

-Voted least likely to win the Blazin Challenge.

-His best dance move was made famous by Albert Brennaman in the movie "Hitch."

-His claim to fame is the "Alan Foster Sandwich"

-Favorite quote "gotta pay the cost to be the boss!"

-Alan can win a game of connect four in only 3 moves