User:Alanrock10

alan rock, formally a member of the sandtone family and now bread into the limestone family. small round and grey in colour alan can be found near roadstone quarry. hot tempered stone and often seen throwing itself through windows.

here in the picture below we alan rock at a calm sitting

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alan rock can also be excited and caused to explode and errupt causing clouds of ash and small rocks to shoot from his anus

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