User:Alargeone/sandbox

Da SK3M ket eds
A well sick gang of proper OGs.

This group has been prosecuted many times for many racist affairs, these include many hateful events with the KKK.👊

Recently attention has been turned to the local population of eastern Europeans, who have been moving in and ruining the towns natural beauty😞.

Many members of this gang have also taken part in demonstrations and rallies with the BNP and with the EDL.

They have a hitman known as Richard who targets anyone other than the the Ket eds as of 2014 he has ✈911✈ confirmed kills.

Many of the local, good, townsfolk are getting tired of the dirty smells created by Polish buming carp from chequer lane lake, aka skem beach.To combat these Polish the DSKEs have been tipping their bins and throwing eggs ect at them.

DSKE or da SK3M ket eds have recently been involved with a gang war with the OSM (old skem mafia) due to a stolen bike reportedly stolen by a young black male from the OSM, this war has currently claimed the lives of three cats that had fireworks implanted in there anuses and fired at the OSM by the DSKE.

One of the DSKEs other occupations is getting baked🚬 this includes smoking large quantities of high concentration ketweed.The local police force (skem busys)👮 enjoy preventing these sessions of getting wrecked, this resulted in one of the little snitches getting stabbed by a butter spoon.

The goverment have sent a tak force of 5 ex SAS to neutralise the DSKE but all of the 5 have been brutally beaten and have been sent home in more than one part. Due to this the Tory inbreeds have called America in for assistance but as the DSKE had stong terrorist connections the Americans are refusing to help in order to prevent another 9:11,