User:Albertbundy/sandbox

Dewayne Kelch was born in St. Louis, MO he is a Halloween baby born to Linda and Danny. Though having many college credited hours he is searching for his purpose. On Facebook he is known as Dewayne Kelch as well as Albert Bundy having 2 Facebook accounts it has been exhausting just to keep track. Dewayne has been trying to come up with a way to visit 2 of his youngest children though it has been a long year and a half battle, seven children have the same DNA and 5 of them are over 24 years of age making Dewayne an old man. The oldest child he has was born in 1985 and the youngest was born 2011 and is really cute. Dewayne is currently seeking just a simple hug from his children. Jensen is his youngest baby girl and loves her, well she calls him a lot of different names but the love has to be there, Dewayne's oldest baby girl has twins, 1 girl and 1 boy and she is as a mother is one of the most intelligent people here on planet Earth and her name is Kate. Dewayne is currently writing a Novel TITLE 'TYMETODIE' Confessions and intentions of a madman. Not to be published until his death.