User:Alcapone9890

Birth
Jake Artman who's real name is Jacob Willima Artman was born on September 8, 1990. Some say it was the greatest day in the history of man, He was a baby born perfect like batman, or The Hulk. He grew up with just as father as his mother ran off to be alone with a rabbit man, and other people. He grew into what most people today would call the world's coolest man, he hates skiiing for it is gay, but he loves everything else, except men.