User:AlejandroSwarez00

Alejandro Swarez was born on July 32nd, 1934 becoming the first and only person to be born on the 32nd of July. Swarez, a local hero in his native town of Shivolzits, died of a killer midget attack. They kicked his shins enough to cause a panic attack which lead to his fatal brain aneurysm. He was survived by three wives and twenty-seven monkeys. He is but a legend to the people of Shivolzits, but he will always be remembered for the large mole on his left cheek that inspired so many women to draw their own "beauty marks". Luckily, their's weren't as hairy or hideous as Swarez'.