User:Alex kargoffski

Hello, my name is Alex Kargoffski and THIS is my FAN-TASTIC Wikipedia page. Im at the age of 18 my birthday is June 25th, 1988. My real name tho is ACE LOPKIN. My manlovers call me "Judas". I like to do drugs, thugs, tugs. I am 1 queater Maci and im GREEK aswell. Isn;t that a FUNNY COOINCIDENCEe. Also work at Judy's Pizz, I. Along with the, in richmonhill, Keg. I used to have balls but nowadays i dont feel the need to have them. I like to smoke crack and beat off to Al Joelson while im crying in my bathtub full of jello. it makes me feel like every inch of my body is made of fruit. the way i think it should be. I used to go to school but i droped out.lets just say between school and my moms vagina, ive droped out of 2 places. In the summer months i like to take fire extinguishers from the rex center and surgical tubing from the hospital and see what kind of home made enemas i can construct.I hold the recvcord for most consecutive macedonian dancing competitions, and i am as well gay.