User:Alexanderclarkthekingofswag

Hey guys I'm Alexander but you can call me Alexanderthekingofswag for short. I enjoy life in the sunny but rainy area of the United Kingdom in a lovely village called Finchamstead. I was born on the 10th December in 1998, the year in which the Indonesian Dictator Suharto stepped down from power after a solid 32 years as being boss. HAHA! I enjoy the simple things in life like playing the 1967 edition of Monopoly upside down wearing a gimp costume whilst being castrated by a 42 year old down syndrome with a carrot for a penis.