User:Alexandru The Awesome/Sample page

Why Alexandru is the coolest guy you'll ever know and not know.

1. Uncommon sense

2. Your mom says so

3. He's the reason teachers don't trust Wikipedia (you should though)

4. Michael Jackson once knew his cousin

5. His dad shaked Nelson Mandelas hand

6. His uncle lived with Stalin (it was a small statue but still)

7. If you don't like him he will beat you up with the power of guilt

8. He lives in South Africa(the coolest of countries)

9. He is single

10. He has 10^8 girlfriends

11 he once looked directly at a quasar from approximately 10.657^5 kilometers away and sustained no damage

12. THE SCP FOUNDATION CAN'T DO SHIT ABOUT HIM

13. He likes food

List to be expanded!