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Daniels 7 Wet 'n' Wild was the official t-shirt of the 1986-1987 residents of the 7th floor of Daniels Hall, one of the primary student dormitories located at the main campus of the University of Cincinnati, located in sunny Cincinnati, Ohio.

Although the origins of the t-shirt design is lost in myth, one James Sartin, a possibly deranged resident of the 7th floor, may have come up with the design while searching for his bike chain in exasperation, in order to put the 'beat down' on his fellow residents, who had performed the hazing ritual of jamming his dormitory room closed with well-placed coins.

Another suggested origin for the shirt design is attributed to one David Albers, another 7th floor resident. He was detained for quite some time by local police at a late night showing of 'Angel Heart' after trying to steal 'just one more pack of Twizzlers' from the AMC theater concession stand. He had consumed a substantial amount of Everclear 190 proof distilled spirit. In his alcohol induced fever dream while incarcerated, he is said to have envisioned a shirt, with a logo, that would unite the 7th floor residents. 'One shirt to rule them all,' he is rumored to have babbled to the detaining police officers.

Regardless of its origins, the shirt has become a priceless artifact of a misspent youth. The blood red shirt is emblazoned with a cartoon image of 'Bill the Cat', a fictional feline appearing in 'Bloom County', a popular comic strip at the time. No permission was asked for, nor granted, to use the likeness of this trademarked character, making the shirt quite illegal even by the most lax of copyright laws and standards. In any event, there is now only one known copy of the fabled shirt still in existence, making said copy quite valuable, at least in the judgment of its owner, if no one else.