User:Alexdank

Alex Danckwerth is the raddest dude in New Milford. YEAH!

His story goes as so...

It was a dark night on October 30th, 1991, when BAM!, the raddest guy in all existence came to be. YEAH

So, he started kickin ass and takin names. BOO YAH!

He enjoys Star Wars, and wikipedia.

ALEX DANCKWERTH BRUTALLY MURDERED A BABY ONCE

HE MICROWAVED IT

DELICIOUS