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Chia Si Chuan

The incredible 15-year old Papaya that is currently the first in the world that could talk, move and comprehend. This Papaya is up to now the first known that could understand the emotions of humans, and cant interact with humans too. He is now studying in a school in Southeast-Asia.

You can contact him by dialing the phone number 1800-CALL-PAPAYA. By the way, dun disturb him if possible. He needs time to rest, or should I say, to get fertilised and germinate into an adult plant (approximately by 2018 Dec) Kindly drop some droppings (cow-dung preferred) at his doorstep to enhance his growth and shorten the time needed.

He is Leon-like, this powerful papaya head. He’s under the God of Wye Keat. He is the best. Wye Keat the God created him.

This is him, Chia Si Chuan, the easily recognised person...nonono...Fruit. That can even walk.. or maybe SCOLD u! Lol!

God has exterminated the whole of papayan tribe in the Blanghadesh in 1970. However, God has forgotten about 1 seed sow under the great banyan tree near southwest of Mount Everest. That has caused 1 papayan to survive the ordeal. However, that is rather good. At least we still live to see the Ancient Papayan.!

O god, why did you exterminate the whole papayan tribe but then leave this INCREDIBLE one alive.

Perhaps he will be sent to the Great God-Blessed Science Laboratory in New York, by August 2007. Hope So. And Lets Pray together that we dun get eaten up by this Papayan.

Religion : PaPaYaLism Prayer : Oh God, Oh God, Oh Papaya, Oh Papaya, o u suk o u suk. *Bow to the east, Kneel on ur kness and kowtow to the west*...The God God God O Plz Bless Me!!! Taken from sums (Chapter 8) Papayalism Token Bo0k!