User:Alexi Tuvnes/sandbox

Alexi Tuvnes was born in 1889 and was a famous philosopher and had many famous quotes as seen below:

"They are near, I can smell the Octupus..." 1914, During the trenches "THATS A LOTTA DAM MIDGE" 2017, When he smelled the Octupus.

His career in the Military was very strong he fought in the Battles of Verdun, The Somme and Gallipoli. Sadly, during WW2 he was having a nap so avoided conscription. But he woke up during Vietnam (Some say if he had been in Vietnam the United States would have won) and got on the way and somehow ended in Australia where fought 10,000 emus in the Second Emu war of 1966. He returned to the UK after the Emu war just in time for the Suez war where he drank from the canal to survive though sadly he fell in but the cool-aid man burst through the canal and saved him. But as of 2018 he has been lying. though he briefly fought in Syria but he got lost and Ended up back in Australia where he started the third emu war which toppled the Australian government.

In 2077 when the world fell into nucular war he hid in Vault 76 in West Virgina. When in he left the Vault in 2103 he went and had a nap in Boston for 100 years then he helped a strange person in a Vault 111 suit find their son Shaun by having them eat 25 cheesecakes then having the robotic butler Codsworth cook a Bacon Sandwich on his thruster