User:Alexthecheese

Hi, this is me, Alex the Cheese. I have existed as a sentient cheese for 23 years, after my parents curdled me from some sour milk they found outside the local CO-OP. My life has been a story packed with excitement, fraught with peril (I have now developed a hatred for the common mouse) but mostly of pure, unadulterated, excitement.

Being a cheese is quite unlike the existence that any non-cheese humanoid would imagine it to be, but through the power of the interwebernet I hope to enrich your already stilton-like lives and dazzle you with tales of rigour as I explain to you what it's like to be me, the one, the only - Alex the Cheese.