User:Alfred Itchy Clock

Hello. My name is in fact, William.

There aren't very many things I would claim to have intimate knowledge of. I dropped out of high school, never went to college, and spend much of my time letting my brain rot.

Let us begin with what I do know about. Firstly, I know a thing or two about music, the creation of it, the history of it, and who probably inspired who. Secondly, I know my firearms. I live in Oklahoma, we shoot a lot of guns here. Guns 'n Ammo was the first thing I started reading regularly, around the fourth. grade, before I moved on to Michael Crichton novels. Lastly and least, I am quite familiar with the hardware of computers. I build them for a living after all.

Will add more when I figure out how to make it look prettier. Not a programmer, ok?

Updated 2/1/2012