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This is Ajax the Illuminated posting on AlfredtheButlerGaming's Wikipedia page to spread the word about how you have been spending your money. As you well know, Friday the 13th of March 2015 marks the 37th anniversary of Comic Relief. People love the national fund raising event to raise huge sums of money to help poverty stricken parts of Africa. But this has lead people to wonder, is anything getting any better? After 37 years, each event raising well over a million pounds, they are still asking you to donate more. I'm about to enlighten you and show you why governments, news and events are lies.

First some maths. The continent of Africa houses over 1.111 billion people (analysis made in 2013). The majority of that is poverty stricken. For the sake of your mental sanity, let's say three quarters of Africa is like what you see in pictures issued by television. As of 2013, Comic Relief had raised a total of £950 million pounds. Added to the 2015 total of over 50 million pounds brings a grand total to over £100 million. During the 2014 Comic Relief event, they quoted £10 is enough to buy a MRE for 5 children. And £25 buys 10 mosquito nets. And other charities such as Water Aid says £3 a month could help build wells to pump clean drinkable water into cups and buckets. So, if someone was to donate to charities like WaterAid for a year they would be giving £36 per year. Three quarters of 1.111 billion is 833250000. So if all the money raised for Comic Relief was given strictly to providing wellbeing for poverty stricken parts of Africa, there would be many many many less deaths than advertised and certainly less suspicion about this.

Not to mention buying tickets to going to stadiums to see the performances by singers and comedians. And, as advertised, the people who perform, perform purely to raise money and not for their own financial needs. So if stars don't need to be paid large sums of money to perform, and all of the money goes to Comic Relief as advertised, we would be raising money for helping to build better accommodation and government association than just trying to prevent deaths that should already be prevented.

This has only been a short article but hopefully this has opened your eyes. Question me as you wish but I have a right to a free mind. Ajax the Illuminated signing off.