User:Alhutch/vulgar verse


 * From a door of a bathroom stall in Partner's Pub in Fitchburg:
 * My vagina has a first name
 * It's t-a-s-t-y
 * My vagina has a second name
 * It's p-u-s-s-y
 * You love to eat it night and day
 * And if it spoke then it would say
 * My vagina has a way with
 * b-i-g-c-o-c-k!

-Colleen

“Once more into the breach, dear friends, once more; Or close the wall up with our English dead!”

"this is more awkward than having sex with a rhinoceros that doesn't love you anymore" -Peter Griffin