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Cameron Markwell Name: Cameron Markwell Age: yes Gender: maybe Hotel: Trivago Sexuality: Le monke Sex: offender Sir: cumsized Shaken: not stern Build: different God: definitely not (he own a substantial collection of child porn. not cool Cameron) Party: time (also nazi)

Associates -me -probably you -cumeran markwell -mark unwell -cammy work -cum mark -eran well -iran -syria's brother -harry potter or styles I'm not quite sure -Sir Alistair Pogus-Champus Galliger Seinior (SAPGS) -J0hn F.K3nn3dy -B3n Shap1r0 -Ben Shapiro's big milky sister -that girl from the at&t ad (lily) -spiderman -me x2 (not bragging) -I am -Sploogamobile McAvoy Dunkdonald -Sploogy -sir splooge-alot -Sploogey-woogey -SplooGAY -SplooGAY x2 -the popepets -SplooGAY x4 -SplooGAY x3 -the crust of cheese -The imposter -The outposter -Hacker T.god -JFK -the popes racist tweets from 2004 -mister tumbles fuicy jat song lucculant slab of ass (Mmm) -Pingu -simple cock and ball torture -hotel trivago -THE sex offender -Cameron Markwell -unfortunately Jake Paul

Previous jobs/occupations -JFK's assass(inator) -JFK's Discord mod -Pokimane Tier 69 sub -JFK Tier 420 sub -bondage connoisseur -Time traveller -ceo of being built different -ceo of gay -ceo of ceo -c e o -c -e -o -ceo of J0hn F.K3nn3dy -ceo of fleshlight -ceo of amazon

InTrOdUcTiOn: Cameron Markwell is a big stupid head! But Cameron Markwell invented JFK (J0hn F.K3nn3dy); John F K3nn3dy is a well known faze member his popularity came from when Jake Paul once accidentally donated to his stream asking for A blowy, He was then scouted by Ben Shapiro and quickly signed to faze a well known adult film streaming site.

what he owns or something like that: Cameron owns multiple trillion dollar company's such as 'flesh-light', and 'Amazon' which he recently acquired from sploogy (Sploogy). Sploogy (sir splooge-alot) is a member of Team 10 (which weirdly has 0.5 members not 10 (Fucking idiots)). Cameron also invented the widely used emote 'Pog' and 'Weirdchamp', he is often believed to have invented Dildos but this is not true "he only tested the first ever Dildo to be produced on Sploogy (Sploogey-woogey) In this instant Sploogy (SplooGAY) replied with "This is a weirdchamp from me." as he was plowed aggressively by Cameron from behind in multiple tests (or so the legend says)" John 4.16 - Bible. Many academic sources and popepets (popepets is the plural of pope) still ponder at this quote as it is difficult to know the meaning by such a fable (real shit when is fable 4 coming out? its been 2500 years) due to the confusion this fable caused, it was mutually decided to be wiped from the bible; although such original copy's of the bible can be found next to the popes racist tweets from 2004 (and his substantial gallery of child porn, although we sHouldn't talk about this scripturE (Lol) is a risk of assassination discussing this toPic)

Birth: He was born.

death: I barely know her. "*budum cheese*"

hotel?: Viagra.

sexy time: yet to done the big sex.

bad things or sum like that: Cameron has committed many war crimes (mainly if the Slovakian kind) such as; premarital hand holding, eating only the crust on cheese and having a name like Cameron (like seriously whoops to the fuck names there child fucking Cameron out of all the fucking names to choose from, CAMERON these fucking people.CRINGE.). Another noticeable crime was when he decided he wanted to be a part of cbbc's 'In THE night GARDEN ft. Pingu' but hacker T.god was having none of it and challenged Cameron to a boxing match. Cameron absolutely slammed Hacker T.god in the ground with a single flick of the wrist, it is believed such a technique came from his disgusting child porn addiction that he shares with the pope (but once again we sHouldn't talk about this scripturE (Lol) because it comes with a risk of assassination); after Hacker T.god was sorted right out Cameron proceeded to skull fuck mister tumble (his rival at the time) live on air during the weekly live streamed episode of blue peter.

probably the good things he might have done: Although there is good Cameron did for the world like ending world hunger by eating all the starving children or putting them in his basement this we cannot confirm nor deny. He also cured Alistair (Sir Alistair Pogus-Champus Galliger Seinior (SAPGS)) Crippiling blindness just by SIMPly asking; 'open your eyes dumbass'. This then caused a dramatic moment on the set of benidorm(men) when Sploogy (The outposter) and Alistair (The imposter) locked eyes during a (that thing where you put a ring on some guys cock... umm i mean finge... wait no i meant cock out of pure love and passion and a lust for simple cock and ball torture) scene and simply eloped then and there on the spot.

Austria occupation: Cameron also spent many years abroad in Austria as he attempted to rebuild the austrohungarian Empire; although this did not end well as Ben Shapiro, Australia's president at the time, ended up stepping in and simply saying "hypothetically speaking if i were to not approve of le cut      G      would this stop your revolution" and eradicated Austria and all of its population if you look on a world map Austria is now just a black hole (maybe white im all inclusive speaking of all inclusive have you seen hotel trivago's new offers (I'm legally obliged to tell you this video is in fact sponsored(I'm also a registered "professional" sex offender but we wont talk about this)) and is no longer a thing.(speaking of informing have you guys been inform about Raid Shadow Leg-ends (not to be confused with Raid Shadow legends this is not the same thing)).

Time-traveling: Cameron was also born onto a long line of time travelers. yeah thats about it.