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Alistair 'Ali' Osmond
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Early Years
The eldest son and direct descendant from the missing links OSMONS shares many of the same characterises seen in the early inhabits of planet Earth

During his early years, this now 43 (2012) year old male, spent much of his time sexually experimenting with bodies of decaying forest creatures.

During his teen years he spend several years as the face of several healthy eating campaigns allowing his career to develop: http://thebuzzmedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/motivational-poster-mcdonalds-fat-kid-flubber.jpg

Relationships
OSMOND has found his ability to form relationships some what of a challenge during the early part of his life, this was until he met the woman who he now refers to as his 'Sole Mate' but Known to others as Flinny.

The two met after OSMOND was introduced to her with the promise of a new ford S-Max in return for intimacy. Since then their relationship has gone from strength to strength and the two are regularly seen riding the bus together to central.