User:Alien333/sandbox

The Sly Lie to Expropriate Excellent People, known by its acronym SLEEP and hidden in plain sight as sleep, is a propaganda project of they who must not be named.

It tries to convince Wikipedia editors that they should waste about eight precious hours a day, doing absolutely nothing, instead of making just a few more edits. They even sometimes claim that sleep is necessary to your survival, which is obviously aberrant.

Don't believe them, they only want to remove the Truth from your precious articles, and turn the whole of Wikipedia into the wrong version!

Their intentions are shown by their not applying their own advice. In those eight hours they would have you waste, they keep editing, as you can see in any of their Xtools time cards, which are all uniformly distributed across the day. Thus would they, if we let them, replace us all, by outscoring us as they  would get a third more points than us.

This is what you should do to defeat their purpose:
 * 1) Never, ever, ever blink. The moment you will blink, you will fall asleep, and they will start editing. You must imperatively stay awake and follow the BRRR cycle.