User:Alisalmankarachi

Born in Lahore Dec the 4th, A Lahori by Nature and a Pakistani by Heart Education Journey included Toddler’s Academy to Divisional Public to PAF Karachi to DJ Science College to UET to London... Business School ….to realize Chuk Day Phutte was his destiny Represented Pakistan on Global Oil & Gas, Petrochemical , Financial and Entertainment Avenues Believe in Pakistan’s unlimited outrageous and aggressive potential of YOUTH

As they say that every body has a story & there is something different about Ali Salman

Class clown, buffoon, kid-at-the-back-of-the-bus-making-all-the-funny noises, puerile, scatological, juvenile and adolescent - Ali Salman is all these and more. Ali Salman is now the voice of people in Pakistan. Sorry, yes the voice of people !. He is a renowned mug-shot photographer & elephant trainer in Pakistan though Pakistan is renowned for WHITE elephants but he was incidentally trained to help the deprived black ones. He is renowned for his brilliant idea of inventing a 114 inch top-of-lap LAPTOP, Ofcourse it is all about a Computer good for typing, tapping, writing, spell-check, deleting, back-spacing, entering & saving & money calculation also. Ali Salman is the living Chairman of a G.O (Government Organization) named We Are Animally Social Human Being. Ali Salman is a strong believer in competition. He started his G.O (Reminder: Government Organization) in competition with Salman Khan when he heard about Salman Khan's Organization "Being Human. Ali Salman's this G.O (Not an NGO) is registered in the Not-Too-Much-British Virgin Island located ofcourse within an Ocean filled of water. This Organization has number of members & they all carry different genders. The last Chairman of the Organization was Charles Darwin, the famous author of Origin of Species''. Ali Salman is unfortunately (as stated by Fortune 100) a very famous TV celebrity in Pakistan renowned for his hilarious, funniest, comical & humorous command of what-ever he says on TV, Radio, Facebook, Twitter, Linkdin, Streets, Football Grounds, Hockey Stadiums & Space. His famous Reality Show on Radio every Saturday (Late Night - Only for Under 81) won him the best TV/Film Celebrity award back in 2030 during World War-007. Ali Salman is not a script dependent social animal rather the charming & charging crowd of people in his shows charge him for a better deliverance. He is good enough to control the audience, watchers, alive & dead through his command of tongue, yes his command of tongue renowned for hilarious & humorous wordiness verbatim. He is renowned for his dirty limericks, haikus and lists of his closest friends can be found on bridges, underpasses, large rocks at all public parks and the occasional idling limo, and are available free to the public. He likes public, PUB-Lic. In his spare time he does stunts for the Hulk & a really nice guy certified by Italian ISO-900001 through Chamber of Illegal Commerce Old York. You can even ask Ali G (G-haan-Ali-G) about this worthy person & strategic asset of Pakistani media. Media will mourn his second-birth if they let him go to Holly-Dolly-Wood-Works in Khali-Fornia. He is a well-to-do person, what ever he does he makes sure he does it very well. He hates rates & bates but he likes TIT-for-Tate. What is tit-for-tate. Tit-for-tate? He is passionate, maverick, business entrepreneur, walking encyclopedia, internet nut, interested in the psyche, want to make a difference, sun hater, snow lover, life liver & ofcourse a coffee addict end of the morning. He is a 20 in 1 man & 1 man for 200 million people. If any doubt ask Fredrik Nietzei, [[Eagle, Tolstoy, Darwin, Yash Chopra & Chun-min Tun Lee.]] Ali Salman is a man of power whose power is exceeded only by his mystery. He wants to become an handsome billionaire and for this he is working towards an MBA with an emphasis in fantasy football (Foot-On-Balls). --Alisalmankarachi (talk) 18:08, 8 November 2012 (UTC)Bill Clinton is Ali Salman's best fan & to avenge Bill Clinton, Ali Salman became Hillary Clinton's only big admirer. Good for Obama & bad for Sarah Pallin ka Mamma (Uncle). People like him born in centuries & remain in minds, hearts, brains, pockets, purses, valets, gossips, chats, emails, fax messages, facebook comments & daily conversation of police. No one can so quickly forget people like Ali Salman because God has his own way of avenge. --Alisalmankarachi (talk) 18:04, 8 November 2012 (UTC)