User:Alivemussel

'''Welcome, pilgrims! (non-pilgrims also welcome) ''' Alivemussel warmly welcomes you to his evil lair user page! = The Lair  =

Hello, I'm Alivemussel!
Now, you might be asking: "What in the world is an alive mussel?" It can mean one of two things–a shellfish that is not dead, or it's me. =Who is Alivemussel?= I am Alivemussel, I am a man living in the cringe capital of the world. I do professional-ish spelling. I'll be here to spellcheck things. I'll probably only do spellchecks, since I have no idea how to create articles for Wikipedia (just look at how bland my formatting is). I hope I can be of service :) Some things:

=Contact me= My NEWWW!!! website: jiiyou.carrd.co

For semi-important things to talk about privately (e.g. to ask what I do, when I usually edit, etc.), please contact me at Discord: Discord: jiiyou#0110 (Please do remember that I am a student, and pinging me horrendously will not help.)

For more important things (e.g. corrections to my work, announcements, etc.) use the talk page, I'll be happy to help.

 A l  i  v  e  M  u  s  s  e  l  O  u  t.