User:Allah Gribus/sandbox

The cult of Allah Gribus Aka The Cult of Allah Gribus challan beebus mootoo beenis googoo deenus baba peenus jefforiya bajataya bebe pit is a cult created by Allah Gribus in 1Bc. Since this was the start of a new era, Allah Gribus wanted to start anew, creating the cult. The cult revolves around respect and trust. He was the only leader of this cult and still is. This is the only exception of hierarchy in the cult.

Around 3Bc long after Allah Gribus had fallen (Due to influenza) a new rise to power emerged. Allah Gribus challan beebus mootoo beenis googoo deenus baba peenus jefforiya bajataya bebe pit the 26th took over the cult. This was a turn for the worst as Allah Gribus the 26th was not only an evil shaman, but also vegan. He would contradict the ways of Allah Gribus in order to benefit himself. Allah Gribus the 26th pillaged many villages and homes. He took the lives of innocent men, women, and children to eat their toes. The more toes he consumed the stronger he became. Allah Gribus's soul used its last shred of life to defeat Allah Gribus the 26th in 4bc. Nowadays it is considered sinful to be vegan in the cult of Allah Gribus.

Allah Gribus encouraged eating pickled chonduncus, as it was a delicacy in 1Bc. The cult now has only 3 members: BigGangster225, Jameson Jones, and Choinkus Mathew. There can only be up to 4 members at a time and 3 leaders. The people who have been there the longest is one of the three leaders. They can only leave when they die or ascend into Allah Choinkus Heavanly blisstical energy. Biggie smalls is batman. Every single uber driver is the descendant of Allah Gribus the 25th while people who work at Claire's is the descendant of Allah Gribus the 26th. The official symbol of the cult is two lines going through a Shaquille O'Neal.