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Holidays

 * 4 May: Anti-Bullying Day
 * May (variable): National Day of Reason (established 2003)
 * May (variable): Mother's Day (United States)
 * 25 May: Towel Day (established 2001)
 * 31 May: Syaday
 * June (variable): International Capitalism Day
 * 5 June: Tank Man Day (beginning: 1989)
 * June (variable): Summer solstice
 * 22 June: Magna Carta Day
 * June (variable): Father's Day (United States)
 * 2 July: Independence Day (United States; observed on 4 July)
 * 5 July: X-Day (established 1998)
 * 15 July: Confuflux
 * August (variable): International Beer Day
 * 12 August: International Youth Day, Zaraday
 * 23 August: International Day for the Remembrance of the Slave Trade and its Abolition
 * 29 August: International Day against Nuclear Tests
 * September (variable): Labor Day (United States)
 * 17 September: Constitution Day (United States)
 * 19 September: International Talk Like a Pirate Day
 * September (variable): Autumnal equinox
 * 21 September: World Peace Day (also known as International Day of Peace)
 * 26 September: Bureflux
 * 29 September: Market Freedom Day (beginning: 1881)
 * September–October (variable): Yom Kippur
 * 2 October: International Day of Non-Violence
 * October (variable): Columbus Day
 * October (variable): Thanksgiving (Canada)
 * 24 October: Maladay
 * 31 October: Hallowe'en
 * 5 November: Guy Fawkes Day (obtained significance in 1982)
 * November (variable): Election Day (United States)
 * November (variable): Thanksgiving (United States)
 * November (variable): Native American Heritage Day
 * November–December (variable): Hanukkah
 * 2 December: International Day for the Abolition of Slavery
 * 5 December: Martin Van Buren Day
 * 8 December: Afflux
 * 15 December: Bill of Rights Day
 * December (variable): Winter solstice
 * 25 December: Christmas
 * 26 December–1 January: Kwanzaa
 * 31 December: New Year's Eve
 * December (vague): Holiday
 * (Variable): Friday the 13th

'''Note: Some religions, such as First Church of Cannabis and THC Ministry, regard the 20th day of the fourth month as a religious holiday. However, depending upon what calendar one is using, the holiday can fall on different days. (Although not an official holiday of the Church of the Universe or the Church of Cognizance, it is nevertheless celebrated by some practitioners thereof also.)

Peakian calendar

 * NOTE TO SELF--MUST FIX HOLIDAYS

Discordian calendar
'Note: The Principia Discordia'' is self-contradictory when it comes to the POEE calendar, leading various popes to interpret the sacred text in different ways. While page 34 of Principia Discordia says the calendar is perpetually convertible to the Gregorian calendar, page 34 thereof disagrees, saying instead that St. Tib's Day occurs every four years. The calendar below assumes that Pope Max Flax Beeblewax is correct that St. Tib's Day does not occur every four years, in contrast to Pope Jess Cully who maintains that the POEE calendar is perpetually convertible to the Julian calendar.

Dada calendar
hump day